What's your favorite oxymoron / antithesis ?

slowhand

Closed Account
Bitter Sweet
 

slowhand

Closed Account
Whole percentage
 
"A little pain never hurt anyone"

"May I ask a question"

"Thank God I’m an atheist"

accidentally on purpose

scheduled spontaneity
 

Facetious

Moderated
"United Airlines" as my eldest sister "lost" her pension (30 Years service @ SFO)
Brings a whole new meaning to "time served" :rolleyes:

- angry guy ~ :1orglaugh
 

Facetious

Moderated
"Social Security" . . Savings Acct. :laugh:

'till when ? :laugh: like there's really money there ! :laugh:


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